Wednesday 29 July 2015

How To Pick Up Poop And Influence Nothing.

I think I've mentioned before how one of my great hopes for Jurassic World was that, irrespective of the quality of the actual film, it being such a high profile release should at least inspire some new Dinosaur themed games. There's always been a frankly embarrassing dearth of prehistoric monsters in the Steam listings, and the few titles there were available were, for some unfathomable reason, largely confined to online FPS bullcrap. Even if we didn't get a shiny new updated version of Operation Genesis (which, let's face it, is all we really want) at least someone would step in to fill the void with some sort of unofficial spiritual successor. After all, I'm pretty sure that the concept of Dinosaurs is fairly firmly within the public domain.

To say that Jurassic Island: The Dinosaur Zoo is the game we've all been dreaming of is to imply that there simply aren't anti-psychotic medications strong enough to help us. The only way to get through a night like that is to NEVER SLEEP AGAIN. EVER.